Recent Movie Reviews

TMNT claymotion TMNT claymotion

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'd rather watch a feature length of this than that terrible Michael Bay monstrosity!

Baman Piderman Baman Piderman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I want, nay, NEED more.

This is the first animation on newgrounds in a long time to make me laugh what-so-ever. A longer sequel would make me so incredibly joyous.

Piderman is basically my most favoritist thing evar.

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Parody of Sonic Stereo Parody of Sonic Stereo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The ending made it go from flattering to rad.

Hey, I enjoyed that a lot. It's interesting to see another artist's take on a scene from a movie that I made. The mixture of sonic stereo and my movie was really creative, and I'm surprised that never even crossed my mind.

I loved it, and I loved the ending. So true.

- Fun fact: I've met Sean Ono Lennon. He makes fantastic music, you should check it out.


Recent Game Reviews

Slit Your Wrists! Slit Your Wrists!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I'm sorry, but I just can't find the humor in this. After actually knowing people who have killed themselves through the said process, it's not funny. At all.

I've never understood why people harass the people who do cut. Insecurites of their own? Stupidity? Just plain assery? Granted, a lot of people who do cut aren't serious, and don't have any REAL problems, theres always the cases that do; and those cases ruin any humor that this game would have.

I know it's just a game, and I know it's never going to make someone go and kill themselves. People who say this will are idiots. It's just I've never enjoyed jokes concerning cutters. People who make those jokes are ignorant and arrogant, and I don't appreciate it.

It was well programmed, and the graphics were okay(If a tad bland/boring). Gameplay is sort of simple, but I understand it wasn't supposed to be anything special.

Anyways, though, I just felt it necessary to inform the author of this game that he needs to try to make a new understanding of people like that. It's nothing to laugh at, even if the people are being selfish little brats. It can be serious business, and it's a damn shame people do cut.

SplinerCell [mission one] SplinerCell [mission one]

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty Good!

I actually laughed out loud when I died in the garbage can full of water. Nice Job, Make more.

Sonic Tic Tac Toe 1 Sonic Tic Tac Toe 1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nice Idea

Hmmmmmm, if you would have worked harder on making it look more attractive to the eye and maybe fixing some bugs (like how the cpu will sometimes start out with two moves). Maybe then I would rate this higher.

Recent Audio Reviews

GTA - American Titties GTA - American Titties

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Take Penny.

Leaving Penny.

Surprisingly catchy. Thanks, now I'm going to awkwardly sing this in public.

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